The fact that a few of the writers here work for NFL Films put us in a unique position to present this video. It turns out, much like the moon landing, the Super Bowl is fake. It’s decided well before hand, scripted out, and then shot. Think of it like wrestling, except they don’t grab each other in the crotch, they pat one another on the ass.

That’s right everyone, the Super Bowl is decided over a game of Super Tecmo Bowl. We just had to let the truth be told. So we smuggled this video out of the building, and have set it loose on the internet for the world to see. This is how it all goes down people. It may seem a little far-fetched, but truth is truth.

*We’re kidding. Maybe.